A letter to my shoes

Yep, you read that title right.  I am writing a letter to my running shoes.  Here goes...

Dear shiny, running shoes,

I regret your lack of use over the last two months.  That's right.  You have been with me for almost two months now and I believe I have only used you a small handful of times.  I could come up with some many excuses but none will make you feel more loved.  You are so pretty and I was so excited when I bought you from Runner's Flat.  Real runners shop there.  Real fast runners who actually make the time to run.

I hope you don't regret me purchasing you.  Just think.  You could have been taken home by someone who would have logged a hundred miles on you so far.  But unfortunately you now sit dormant in the foyer.  The most contact we have had in the last few weeks is me tripping over you on my way to the basement laundry.  But no more!  Here today I pledge to you my devotion.  I can't promise you will get out every day or even every other day.  But we will spend more time together.

Sincerely,

Your long lost running partner